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(updated 09/05/08)

 

Cogito Ergo Droid

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: G. GEN. C3PO gets the dreaded memory wipe.  For the LJ Swhetgenathon. 2005.

 

No Marks, No Memory

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: R. SLASH. Written for the Jedi__Santa. Warning!! Non-Con, 17-yr-old Obi-Wan. Not sexy, more like disturbing. 2005.

 

Finish

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: PG. SLASH/GEN. Windu/Dooku. Written for swslash fuh-q-fest challenge, Mace Windu confesses a secret desire. Very tame and arty, I liked it. 2005.

 

Hot Robot Hand

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: PG-13. SLASH. Songfic Parody. Written for swslash fuh-q-fest challenge, very silly. More of a parody of Stover's ROTS novelization. Anakin as Mr. Roboto. 2005.

 

What You Take With You

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: NC-17. SLASH. O/A. My nastiest story yet. Palpatine gives something to Obi-Wan hoping for a rift between him and Anakin.  An experiment: Anakin as bitch, oh yeah. 2005.

 

My Heart, The Galaxy

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: PG.  GEN. Briefly, Obi-Wan on Tatooine not long after the events of ROTS. Really, my attempt to organize my thoughts about Ep. III. Trying to be angsty without being TOO angsty. 2005.

 

Who Needs Who?

Part 1

Part 2

 

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: NC-17.  HET, SLASH. Written on a dare. Obi-Wan, Anakin, pre-ROTS.  Unapologetically trite plot.  Het smut.  Slash p0rn.  Wanking.  Oral sex. Tubs.  Voyeurism.  Ungrammatical title. I am so ashamed. 2005.

 

We're All Light

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: PG.  GEN. I wrote this originally for TheForce.net archive.  Obi-Wan and Anakin have a discussion about the nature of light, and what it can or cannot do. 2002.

 

One Big City, One Little Diner

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: R.  HET. A power outage on Coruscant leads Obi-Wan to Dex's Diner, where he lends comfort to a troubled waitress. I've always liked this one as well. I think I did some of my best writing here.  Too bad it was all for smut. 2002.

 

Lessons Put to Use

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: R?.  My first-ever SLASH, written in 2002.  Obi-Wan/Anakin.  Voyeuristic handmaidens. Goofiness.  Sequel to a threesome fic by AngelForce, Lessons Learned. 2002.

 

Paper Trail

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: PG.  GEN. A look through the eyes of the GFFA media -- tabloids, papers, talk shows, etc.-- as a possible Force-sensitive infant is tested. Brief appearance by Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon. I've always liked this one. 1999.

 

Counting Coup

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: R.  HET. Obi-Wan, lonely on Tatooine, runs into some Sand People.  He rescues one.  It's a girl.  She needs something from Obi-Wan.  Warning for smut at the end. 1999.

 

The Mating Place

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: R.  HET. Obi-Wan passes through a portal and meets a Klingon female. He doesn’t have the Force to help him. Oh No! He must become her Sorry Little Bitch. Some smut. Done for a challenge. Not my best story ever, but I hope it's amusing. 2002.

 

Naboo Who? Just Gimme That Jedi

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: PG.  PARODY. My first-ever and most brilliant parody, methinks.  Gosh I hate songfics and Obidala. 1999.

 

Obi, My One True Lifebond Love

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: PG-13.  PARODY.  A slash parody written in 1999 or so. Has more reviews than anything else I ever wrote on fanfiction.net. Go Figure.

 

Time To Go

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: R.  HET.  My only ever Obi-Wan/Padme story.  Written for Sara, because she likes that crud. ;) 2002.

 

Jedi's Folly

By Jedishampoo.  Rating: R.  HET. Written in 1999.  My first-ever smut.  Woohoo!  O/f, Anakin.  Two Jedi find trouble in the country.

 

Untitled Wedgesmut By Jedishampoo.  Rating: R.  HET. CRACK. SHORT. Written in 2001 or so.  Written because Sharpeslass begged for Wedgesmut until I delivered.

Entre Nous

By Sharpeslass.  Rating: NC-17.  PWP.  SLASH. Obi-Wan deals with Anakin's frustrations.  SLASH.

More to come.  Gosh I have a lot of Star Wars stories to upload.  Who'da thunk I wrote so much?.

 

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